Polar Vortex is what I nicknamed my ex's vagina…. Eh Don't worry, I'll see myself out.
— Big McLargeHuge (@Bmore_Rational) January 6, 2014
“Polar vortex” is also what I call my wife's vagina.
— Fernandelerium (@brokeninja) January 7, 2014
Polar Vortex is what I called my ex-wife's vagina.
— Adam Wolf (@AdamWolf77) January 7, 2014
How long can I get away with referring to my vagina as “Polar Vortex” before it loses its relevance?
— krp (@KayArePea) January 7, 2014
This storm made my husband a fucking comedian apparently because now my vagina is called the polar vortex.
— Marlee (@vagabondurous) January 7, 2014
FINALLY! A name for my vagina I can live with-Polar Vortex. It's so perfect, I might cry.
— Kiki Duh (@kjoy1019) January 7, 2014
If I had a vagina, it would be named the Polar Vortex: cold, deep, and everyone tweets about it.
— Joe Devereaux (@HoJoLego) January 7, 2014
My vagina has been experiencing the polar vortex for weeks so you all can deal with a few days
— 101proof (@101Proof) January 7, 2014
My vagina is a polar vortex
— Z™ (@zerena_hoofs) January 6, 2014
I'm sorry, “polar vortex”? I'll hold out for the porn version, “Stone Cold Vagina.”
— Jamie Frevele (@jamiefrevele) January 6, 2014
I thought the polar vortex is Ann Coulter's vagina.
— Brandon Gutermuth (@UNTRESOR) January 6, 2014
A polar vortex is just another name for a Republican vagina….and just as cold.
— Paul (@Scifiguy7) January 6, 2014
Overheard in the United Center bathroom: “Polar Vortex? That's what I do to my girlfriends vagina!”
— Ghulman (@joeyshulman) January 6, 2014
Breaking: Polar vortex, frigid wind blasts close airports, obstruct highways and down power lines for 2nd day in Barbara Bush's vagina.
— Jim Earl (@jimearl666) January 5, 2014
Fun Fact: Up until now, “polar vortex” is what we've all been calling your mom's vagina.
— Joe Herrmann (@ThatJoeHerrmann) January 6, 2014
I’m trying to make a joke about a polar vortex being a bitchy woman’s vagina, but one just isn’t materializing the way I envision.
— Jeff Ferguson (@JeffreyTFerg) January 7, 2014