Great news if you’re worried that not enough is being done by today’s parents to turn their girls into booty-shaking strippers.
Shit, kids are eating kale these days, and those Veggie Straws instead of chips. That isn’t going to inspire them to one day dance in the club. Not at all.
That should change this Christmas, as parents are snatching up the above twerking penguin.
It’s available at the store Big Lots, and it is sure to show kids that shaking their asses to their heart’s content is the best (and only) life option.
I mean, look at this fucker go.
"Christmas is my favorite time of year" sings the twerking penguin as I try not to be amused pic.twitter.com/Gqlw2RGIdH
— joll(yvia) (@olyviafaith) November 2, 2015
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I feel like I owe it $20 after that.
[Via Metro]