Here's a short list of things I couldn't care less about during Super Bowl Week: The results of the 2011 SAG Awards (yawn), Charles Barkley's comments on Michael Jordan's mustache, and a Turkish soccer match. The only thing that could make a soccer game in Turkey interesting -- or even relevant -- during the week of The Big Game is if something truly batshit crazy went down, like a coach kicking the snot of out of one of his own fans. Fortunately for us, this is precisely what happened. On Sunday Umit Ozat, the manager of Turkey's Ankaragucu club, slugged and stomped the head of a rabid fan as the hooligan invaded the pitch. Watch the takedown after the jump.