Jonah Falcon, who has the largest recorded penis in the world, gave an interview to the Huffington Post today in which he details all the troubles he has when he goes through airport security, with the TSA agents thinking his junk is a bomb strapped to his leg and everything.
Here's Falcon making you feel bad for him:
"I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time," said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. "One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"
Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.
"Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth," Falcon said, laughing.
As he passed through airport security, Falcon said a younger security guard felt threatened by his "very noticeable" package -- and interpreted it as a biological threat.
"I said, 'It's my dick,'" Falcon said. "He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing."The screener gave up the extensive search without so much as a blush or a smile. Falcon made his flight back to New York on time.
We're pretty sure that Falcon instigated this interview—after all, if you have the biggest dick in the world, aren't you going to milk it for all it's worth? Heh.