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Would You Try To Murder Someone Who Interrupted Your BJ? Because That’s What This Guy Did

By / 09.02.14

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I have to assume that this guy was finally ending the worst dry spell of his life and having his blowie get interrupted drove him to the brink of insanity…or that the blowjob was just really, really terrific. Have you ever gotten a blowjob so good that it put you into a murderous rage when interrupted? Probably not, but Paul Hunter from Seattle has!

King County prosecutors contend Paul J. Hunter started shooting shortly after 2 a.m. on Aug. 26 at a man and a woman whose argument had disturbed his street-side liaison.

“You’re dead mother (expletive),” Hunter shouted at the pair before opening fire, according to charging papers. “You’re dead.”

Hunter, 64, was arrested shortly after the shooting. According to charging papers, he held a concealed weapons permit for the 9 mm Kel-Tec pistol he’s alleged to have used in the shooting.

The pair was walking in the 300 block of Fourth Avenue on the morning in question when they stumbled upon Hunter and his companion, a Seattle police detective said in charging papers.

A witness to the shooting later told police he heard Hunter arguing with a woman moments before the gunshot.

The man, who overheard the argument from an apartment nearby, said he heard Hunter complain to the woman that he’d given her money but hadn’t received anything in return. Hunter and the woman then stepped into the alcove.

And there they were when the purported victims walked past engaged in a loud argument, according to charging papers.

The argument spooked the woman fellating Hunter. She fled, the detective said, leaving Hunter upset.

Hunter hitched up his tuxedo pants – for reasons unclear in charging papers he’d gone formal – before drawing his pistol, shouting that he would kill them and firing one shot, the detective continued.

Via Seattle PI

Is it sad and pathetic that Paul had to hire a hooker to blow him? Yes. But on the other hand, he did show up in a tuxedo, which implies that he’s a classy guy who’s just down on his sex life…or just a fucking idiot in a tuxedo.

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Probably the latter. Sorry Paul, being a “snappy” dresser won’t fix your micropenis and rampant My Little Pony addiction.

[H/T Seattle PI]
[Image via Shutterstock]


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About Rebecca Martinson... Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.

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