The following sentence is to be read in the voice of Billy Bob from Varsity Blues… This commercial for a Trojan-brand vibrator stars a kid, A FUCKIN’ KID.
“Trojan Multi-Thrill Vibrating BULLET: because your kid’s toy jet shouldn’t smell like your pussy.”
On the bright side, when this kid grows up — no matter what happens between now and the time he goes to college — he’ll always have this to brag about.
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