The cost of plastic surgery can be prohibitive. Some people will travel to Third World countries for a cheaper cosmetic surgery, while others will seek out bargain-basement ass enhancement surgery from a transvestite in their home.

The craze of people wanting a big, juicy badunkadunk like Kim Kardashian or Nicki Minaj has spiked ass enhancement medical procedures in recent years. So much so that people who can't afford real plastic surgery from a medical professional will get ass implants from transvestites posing as doctors. Oneal Ron Morris, the lovely man seen above with the voluptuous rump was arrested by Florida police on Friday due to suspicion of administering dangerous and illegal butt-boosting shots. The ass enhancing mixture was made up of  cement, super glue, mineral oil, and tire sealant. You know you wanna feel up on that cement ass.

The shady procedure took place not in a clinic, but in a residential setting in Miami Gardens in May 2010 and the price of this medical procedure was a reasonable $700. You get what you pay for I guess because the victim developed from very serious pains throughout her body. The woman went to two different local hospitals, finally heading to Tampa General Hospital, where she received treatment. Not only did the "patient" suffer from excruciating pain because she had fix-a-flat coursing through her body, but the surgery wound was also infected with the drug-resistant bacteria MRSA and pneumonia. Doctors knew that this was the work of an amateur doctor and contacted the Florida Department of Health. The woman left the hospital before health officials could question her where she got her shoddy surgery. It took the authorities until March 2011 for their investigation to piece together what happened and track down Morris and arrest him.

So remember kids when you get your cosmetic surgery realize that a man dressed as a woman you meet at the Man Hole bar might not be the doctor you think he/she is and that industrial silicone products are not the same silicone that official medical practioners use.