Bodacious! Bitchin‘! Gnarly! Radical! Totally tubular, dude! Wicked! Hellacious! COWABUNGA!
Bros… Bros!!! The first trailer for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles — produced by Michael Bay, directed by Jonathan Liebesman, of Battle: Los Angeles — IS HERE. I loved the first movies so much as a child, I could nunchuk a wall while devouring gooey slices of pizza. It’s EXTREMELY CGI-heavy and features our first look at Megan Fox as April O’Neil.
I hope Raphael, Michelangelo, Leonardo and Donatello have just as cheesy one-liners as they did in the original while battling Shredder and Krang.
Hits theaters August 8th, 2014. Let’s kick shell.