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by Brandon Wenerd on March 27, 2014

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Bodacious! Bitchin‘! Gnarly! Radical! Totally tubular, dude! Wicked! Hellacious! COWABUNGA!

Bros… Bros!!! The first trailer for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles — produced by Michael Bay, directed by Jonathan Liebesman, of Battle: Los Angeles — IS HERE. I loved the first movies so much as a child, I could nunchuk a wall while devouring gooey slices of pizza. It’s EXTREMELY CGI-heavy and features our first look at Megan Fox as April O’Neil.

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I hope Raphael, Michelangelo, Leonardo and Donatello have just as cheesy one-liners as they did in the original while battling Shredder and Krang.

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Hits theaters August 8th, 2014. Let’s kick shell.

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Brandon Wenerd

About Brandon Wenerd...

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.