Say what you want about Utah, but that state does not stand for the mistreatment of women. What's that? Don't Polygamists live in Utah? They sure do, but that isn't mistreatment, friends, that's kindness. Or house-keeping by committee if you will. Hell, I bet most common housewives wished they had six friends to split their chores with. Who's doing the mistreating now, dick?
As I was saying, Utah doesn't stand for shit when it comes to harming the lady-folk. One nobleman proved that today when he caught some two-bit whacker trying to empty his pen*s in the girl's locker room at a local Junior High. In related news, you shouldn't try to outrun a track coach.
According to the Salt Lake Tribune:
"A junior high track coach in Roy chased down a 46-year-old man police say entered a girls’ locker room, disrobed and began touching himself Tuesday afternoon."
There were no students in the locker room at Sand Ridge Junior High School, 2075 W. 4600 South, when the man sneaked in around 3 p.m., said Sgt. Curtis Gibson, but one of the school’s track coaches who was working in her office spotted the nekked man and went to get help.
The man had dressed by the time the woman returned with a male coach, who chased the man for a block and a half before catching him, Gibson said.
The man was booked into the Weber County Jail on suspicion of lewdness."
First of all, who jerks off in an empty locker room? Was the scent of sweaty puss going to put him over the edge? And second, we're going to go ahead and give the track coach an early bid for Bro of the Week since we here at BroBible also don't stand for the mistreatment of women. Had the perp been objectifying women, then that would be a whole different story.