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Topless Woman Goes On Wild Rampage in a McDonald’s, Employees Hilariously Narrate Surveillance Video

By / 04.08.14

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You won’t find a more Florida story in the history of Florida stories than this video of a woman (we won’t call her “insane” because maybe we’re the insane ones for not acting like this) in St. Petersburg, FL, walking into a McDonald’s wearing nothing but a thong, a hunger for soft-serve ice cream and unexplained rage. To add to the fun, you also have the McDonald’s employees watching the aftermath and laughing their fucking assess off to the destruction she caused. It’s just Florida doing what Florida does best.

Sadly, we can’t post the actual video on the site because them titties are out and about flapping in the breeze, but you can watch it here.

[H/T Uproxx]


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J. Camm
About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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