Life
by J. Camm on July 17, 2013

/eyes and voice turn demonic

WHERE WAS THIS FUCKING LIST?!?!

According to Fox News:

Cougar Life, a dating site aimed at pairing older women with younger men, polled 3,533 of their members to discover where and how cougars like to get away.

“Many Cougars, like myself, prefer an active vacation that includes tennis, golf, hiking, and skiing,” said Cougar Life spokesperson Marlo Jordan.

They also prefer (in a 76 to 14 percent margin) to seduce resort staff while on vacation, rather than bring a date. One third of respondents claimed to have an affinity for tennis and golf instructors.

You all might as well book your trips now. Cougars have spectacular taste — thus why they want to get into our pants — so you know even if you don't fuck your way out of the Fairmont Chateau in Whistler, you'll at least have a nice vacation.

1. Resort at Pelican Hill, OC (CA)

2. One & Only Palmilla Resort (Mexico)

3. Westin Riverfront Beavercreek Resort (CO)

4. Fairmont Chateau, Whistler (BC)

5. Kiawah Island Resort (SC)

6. Canyon Ranch, Tucson (AZ)

7. JW Marriott Palm Springs (CA)

8. Amangani Jackson Hole, (WY)

9. Stowe Mountain Lodge (VT)

10. Marco Island Marriott Beach Resort, Golf Club & Spa (FL)

[Cougar photo via ShutterStock]