You know the feeling: You're in minute two of the huge 200-person lecture and you don't give a shit about botany. How on earth can you make it better? Packing a monster gagger. Break out a wide-mouthed Vitamin Water bottle or OJ carton (person favorite) and start juicing. Sure, some babes won't like it, but the ones who don't mind it are gems. Recently, a 919 told me that she liked Bros doing it "because it shows they don't give a f*ck." Yes, she's a keeper. Let's all throw it back to when men were men, packed a Stonewall Jackson–sized lippers, and were PAID in straight cash to do it. In honor of this fine American tradition, I present to you the best smokless tobacco commercials.

Note: This is not a solicitation for you to start dipping.

Skoal Bandit with Harry Gant

Eric Campbell's "Got the sea, the breeze, got my Skoal"

Levi Garrett's "The Friend I'm Proud to Chew"

Charlie Daniels Band "Farm" for Skoal

Skoal Outdoors: "This Land Ain't for Everybody"

Copenhagen "Spring Training" with Carlton Fisk

"Smokeless Darlin' " with Charlie Daniels

Earl Campbell's "This is my life"

Skoal Iraqi Freedom

Yeah it's not real, but have to salute the troops.

Shep Messing for Happy Days

Does anyone know what happened to "Happy Days" Smokeless?