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by David Covucci on December 31, 2013

You knew that. What you may not have known is that Keith used the success of that song to create a chain of restaurants called, I shit you not, I Love This Bar & Grill. They are about to open their 17th location and serve items such as the American Soldier burger, the She's a Hottie burger, the Should've Been a Cowboy Burger and the Whiskey Bottle sirloin steak, which is “rubbed in Toby's seasoning and drowned in whiskey.”

Yes, we are going there. Except for the Woodbridge, Virginia location. Because this week, the restaurant announced on Facebook that it would not allow patrons to carry guns on its premise. Question, do you think the average person who goes to Toby Keith's I Love This Bar & Grilll to drink some beers likes his gun?

Wrong. He mother fucking loves his gun and will shoot you to death because it's in the fucking Constitution that the murder of gun-scared lib fag bitches is okay. Seriously. Wanna see some of the Facebook comments on the post? Of course you do. 

Brian Keith Means: I'll carry in there because its my right. But don't worry because when the bad guys come to rob the joint I promise I won't use my gun when your getting beat down.

Rick Stricker: You don't know as much as you think you do … The BAD GUYS don't care about signs.

Jeff Allen: Your money is protected by men with guns. The politicians you vote for are protected with men with guns… do you not care about protecting your family?

Peter Daniel: Anyone who has an irrational fear of an inanimate object is the prime definition of “paranoid.” My gun has never hurt anyone, and hopefully never will.

Greg Baker: excuse my French but wake up! countries that carry have the fewest crime. look at Sweden, no crime, everyone carries. look at Maryland Chicago, new York. crime reigns! don't be a sheep. our founding fathers knew weapons were essential. why do you think its our SECOND Amendment?

Andrew Bear Pastusic Sr.: Well you'll never get my business. I wouldn't feel safe there

Chad Gaiscíoch: Carry concealed anyway. The most they can do is ask you to leave. If you get lucky they'll ask you to leave before they bring you the bill. A restaurant policy is not a VA law. Criminals certainly won't care what their policy is when they rob the place anymore than James Holmes cared about the no guns policy at the movie theater.

Laura Cambron: And with responsible citizens armed all the patrons are safe, sad. I thought Toby Keith was on board of what America and our dying forefathers were all about.

JasonBonnie Lewis: Toby Keith voted for Obama and hypocritically says he is for troops….. Toby Keith is a traitor.

(You can read the rest of the comments here, if you so dare)

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I've said it before and I'll say it again. The American South should not be allowed to have opinions on things. And this is coming from someone born in Virginia.

[A humongous tip of the hat to @elzw for bringing this to my attention. Follow her, she's great]

David Covucci

About David Covucci...

David Covucci is writerer-bloggerer for BroBible dot com. He loves Twitter and whiskey. He can be reached at david.covucci@brobible.com.

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