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Do You Know What Your Sandwich Needs? Vagina Toast

By 01.16.14

Well, luck be your lady today, there is a toaster that MAKES vagina toast. Poor grandma, remember how she spent hours in the kitchen baking her own vagina breads.

“The Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation Collection of Novelty Toasters are sure to make your next breakfast special. These toasters make great gifts for all occasions.”

“Here honey, Happy Valentine’s Day. No, that’s a vagina. But you said you wished you could bake the way your grandmother did!!!”

[Via HuffPo]

Follow @chrisilluminati on Twitter. He likes his toast plain.

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