First off, you don’t have any proof that he’s not Batman, so don’t even begin to argue he isn’t. Secondly, with a profile that pops this hard you better believe he gets more right swipes than any other 29-year-old possible superhero in Austin, Texas.
We post a lot of Tinder profiles and conversations here on BroBible, but this one seems to be a cut above the rest. He’s known in some circles as the ‘Tinder MVP‘, but to me he’s either Vincent or Batman:
He’s the hero Tinder deserves, but not the hero Tinder needs right now…or something like that…
[Reddit]