Tinder Went To Town Last Night On A Reporter Who Wrote Negatively About Them

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This week, Vanity Fair published an article about how much Tinder is shifting dating culture.

That’s very true! While Tinder isn’t wholly to blame, it is both the perfect microcosm of and lens with which to analyze how millennials interact with each other, especially when it comes to sex.

Course, the piece wasn’t entirely flattering. Titled ‘Tinder and the Dawn of the Dating Apocalypse,’ it had things like this to say:

And yet a lack of an intimate knowledge of his potential sex partners never presents him with an obstacle to physical intimacy, Alex says. Alex, his friends agree, is a Tinder King, a young man of such deft “text game”—“That’s the ability to actually convince someone to do something over text,” Marty explains—that he is able to entice young women into his bed on the basis of a few text exchanges, while letting them know up front he is not interested in having a relationship.

Yes, fact! Tinder has enabled a whole generations of pervs! But you know what, so did the telephone. Imagine how many people freaked when phone sex began. I bet dudes loved it.

“I can tell her I want to fuck from twenty block over. Woot!”

Every technology is going to be co-opted by perverts. That’s just how it works. But, the Tinds did not like this narrow focus on their wonderful app, which, you’re about to learn, helps gay dissidents in Pakistan overthrow the government. Or something. They went on a kinda unhinged rant on Twitter late last night, which we present to you in full. With some commentary.

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LOL good one.

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Good emoji use right there.

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Stick a coat hanger down my throat if “The Tinder Generation is real” is supposed to be interpreted as a positive statement.

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One second.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA.

Okay, I’m good.

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Now that could be true. But people can want two things at once.

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I did use it when I traveled. To try and get laid.

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That has never happened.

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Good tough guy talk.

There’s like six more pointless tweets about how Tinder is crucial to the geopolitical fabric of the world, but it can all be summed up without words.

No, really. Read their last tweet.

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One more time.