Guys: this is the perfect pickup line to use on Tinder! Not only will you potentially nab a phone number in less than 3 messages, but it’ll tell you instantly whether or not the girl you’re talking to has the IQ of porridge. Whether or not you choose to risk procreating with such a moron after that is up to you, but if it were me I’d pass — there’s no telling what could pop out of that vagina come D-Day.
Girls: IF THE GUY HAS ALREADY MESSAGED YOU ON TINDER THEN OBVIOUSLY THE TINDER MESSAGING APP WORKS.
Blegh, let’s wash that out of our mouths with something nicer:
Obviously a bot…but that doesn’t mean you didn’t enjoy staring at her tits any less.
[H/T Reddit]