You can’t just pull any ol’ celebrity into your Tinder photos to get mad matches left and right, you gotta think strategically. Posing with Carrot Top the time you ran into him at a Starbucks? Swipe left. Corey Feldman dressed to the nines in sequins and licking your ear? Pass.
But Jimmy Kimmel on the other hand, PLUS dropping the fact that you work on his show? SWIPE RIGHT SWIPE RIGHT SWIPE RIGHT.
The number of 18-year-old college grads who only swiped right on this guy in the hopes of getting an internship is probably in the thousands, but doesn’t matter had sex (maybe).
[H/T Reddit]