Mostafa claims he’s only had Tinder for a week. I can believe that. Reading through his pickup lines I cringe, I wince, I want to gouge my eyes out with plastic forks and then throw ’em into the dishwasher and set it on high.
Not even a profile photo featuring a double Kanye can save you from the dog vomit that is your game, Bro.
[H/T Reddit]