Boyfriend Catches Girlfriend Having Threesome With Teens. Girlfriend And Teens Try To Kill Man By A Porta Potty.

Imagine coming from a hard day’s work only to find your girlfriend fucking two teens. Now imagine that it actually gets worse.

Glenda Rodriguez, 33, is quite the accommodating landlord. Not only did she rent out her Maryland home to Luis Figueroa, 18, and his 16-year-old girlfriend, but she also fucked them free of charge. The naughty woman engaged in a threesome with her tenants and everything was going swell until her boyfriend caught them in the act. Andres Hernandez was none too pleased and screamed at his girlfriend when he personally witnessed her cheating on him. Rodriguez and teens were offended by the scolding and decided to get back at him.

Rodriguez lured Hernandez to a location offering him sex, while the two teens hid in a shitty hiding spot of a nearby porta-potty. The teens jumped out of the portable shitter and began bludgeoning Hernandez in the head with a tire iron. The threesome then sped away in a car and left Hernandez unconscious on the ground.

Paramedics transported Hernandez to the hospital where he was tended to and is expected to make a full recovery.

Cell phone records from Rodriguez to Figueroa revealed a premeditated attack. One text message detailed how they were going to “make him [Hernandez] pay.”

Rodriguez and Figueroa are now facing a litany of felony charges including attempted first-degree murder and first-degree assault, which if convicted could face life in prison. Figueroa’s 16-year-old girlfriend is an alleged accomplice.

Lesson learned: Only rent out your house to old ladies who won’t fuck your girlfriend.

[ABC7]