Dope new Tuesday night fix in the works. We've noticed you hooilgans get off to stories that cross so far over the line that they actually double-cross it, so we've decided to take some of the most nutso things from around the web and present them in true WTF fashion. 

This week features a Youtube savvy bank robber, and "applesauce" drug dealing duo, and a Walking Dead argument gone wrong. For your weekly dose of WTFness, be sure to check back next Tuesday.

Chick Bank Robber Arrested for Heist After Posting to Youtube (Video), via Huffington Post

5 Absurdly Fatal Injuries You Won't Beleive People Survived, via Cracked 

China holds choke-the-chicken contest; world grosses out, via TruTV:

Cops: Man Shoots Non-Zombie Girlfriend Over Fight About 'The Walking Dead,' via HEAVY

Police on the Lookout for "Applez" and "Sauce," via Huffington Post

WATCH: Girl with Cancer Could Die After Mom Yanks Her from Hospital, via HEAVY