Drawing on passed out drunk people is a national pastime, like baseball and sharing herpes, but I've never seen a tagging quite as impressive as this. Allegedly, this dude got bombed, fell asleep, and his tattoo artist friend decided to draw a few hundred dicks all over his back and face with the phrase "Cock Life" at the bottom. If this guy's back-touching flexibility is as dog shit as mine is, that's going to be a son of a bitch to wash off.

[H/T Huffington Post]