This Dude Rolls Quite Literally The Dankest Blunts You’ve Ever Seen

I’m sure you’ve rolled a danky blunt in your time. Perfectly tight that tugs like jet engine. A damn fine blunt to smoke.

Bet it got you high. So fucking high. A perfect blunt.

Not to throw shade your way, because I’m sure that blunt was great, but your skills have nothing on Instagram user @ValleyRec420. Just look at these works of marijuana art.

Thanks to the good folks at Digg and @HeyVeronica for bringing this to the world’s attention.

This blunt is a helicopter!

This blunt is a tomahawk.

This blunt is a turtle.

This blunt is a sai, like ninja turtles.

This blunt hasn’t been rolled yet, but it looks like it’s got a lot of keef in it.

This blunt is a shark. Shark blunt gonna eat ya.

This blunt is an elephant.

WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE BLUNT GUY

This blunt is a knife. ALL HAIL KNIFE BLUNT.

WHO WILL WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN KNIFE BLUNT AND GUN BLUNT.

Probably gun blunt.

In conclusion, these blunts look pretty dank.