Got to give it to the Aussies: They know how to drink beer, surf like fiends, and advertise real estate in a down market. In case you're shopping around , this "uncensored" spot ad is for a posh waterfront property in Queensland's Sovereign Islands. Not to spoil anything, but the best line is far and away the exchange between the realtors: Realtor #1: "Was that two girls just about to..." Realtor #2: "Well, we are trying to attract a broader audience." Realtor #1: "Speaking of broads..." The pad itself seems almost as mouthwatering as the lingerie models.  Hopefully they're present for the open house...