Rising like the f*cking Phoenix, from the ashes of Tom and his stupid "I'm too busy building a rapists' playground to turn completely around for this picture" profile photo, comes Myspace: version 8.9 (made that number up). At first glance, it looks like the byproduct of other social networks having an orgy; like Pinterest meets Facebook with more bells and whistles. But does anyone have the appetite to join another social network? Well, with this newfangled Myspace, you sort of don't have to.
The new Myspace isn't looking to dethrone Facebook or that powerhouse Google + as the top social network -- you can actually sign into it using Facebook and Twitter -- it's merely trying to reinvent itself as a hub (of sorts) for all your social needs. Bundle all that other shit into one digestible experience, or at least that's what I think they're attempting to do. For all I know this could just be Myspace's new attempt at fostering sexual assault.