Here are your Morning Headlines:
- MLB: 185 current players were asked who they thought was the most over-rated player in baseball. The results are utterly typical. [SI]
- Auto: Because our world just couldn't go-on without another Hummer stripped of all its masculinity. [MEV]
- News: After assisting in roughly 130 suicides, Dr. Jack Kevorkian has died of natural causes. [Click On Detroit]
- WTF!?: A pharmacy in Colorado was robbed...by Captain Morgan. [AOL]
- Holiday: It's National Donut Day and that means free donuts at Dunkin and Krispy Kream all day.
- NFL: Vick and Plaxico in Philly together? Brandon Jacobs seems to think so. [ESPN NY]
- WTF!?: I mean, who didn't think that Papa Smurf's swagger stunk like that of a racist, anti-Semite? [Huff Post]
- NCAA: Steve Spurrier, Les Miles, Nick Saban and others are in favor of players receiving a weekly stipend on top of their scholarships. [SI]
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