Reader Zach informs us:
Someone has to make this clear. The upcoming Marine corps marathon in DC has a clear dick in the map. I'm sure the creative minds at Brobible will find no dearth of innuendo and machismo-comedy to be had.
You couldn’t be more right, Zach. IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS!!!!
We’re sure it will be a very hard stretch of course.
It’s an interesting new wrinkle, too.
We hope runners can rise to the occasion.
And finally, let us know when this race is getting close because we’ve got to come.