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By / 11.04.13

Why would they need to take any sort of supplements when their special forces are now carrying machine guns that work underwater? Also, I am sorry for making fun of you. You own many more underwater machine guns than I ever will have. 

That above photo is from China, where they now have the ability to… shoot dolphins I guess. Or invade America in secretive raids that drop Chinese commandos off in the middle of Lake Superior before they seize Detroit and force Chinese automobiles upon all of us. Just look at these bullets.

They totally could take Detroit. 

[via front.kinja.com]


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