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The 9 Ugliest Shirts in BroBible and Jack Robie’s Worst Shirt Photo Contest

Last week we announced our BroBible and Jack Robie's Worst Shirt Photo Contest. After receiving quite a few fugly Hawaiian shirts and sweaters gifted to Bros by their loving and adoring grandmothers, we finally have a winner. Trust us, it's superfreaky.

Fugly Shirt #9

Fugly Shirt #8

"My buddy Cliff Daddy crushes four lokos with this shirt."

Fugly Shirt #7

"While In Mexico, my Grandma Called me to say she had found a really cool shirt I would love.  So, she comes to visit after her trip and not only does she
present me with one of the ugliest shirts that a homosexual prisoner wouldn't even wear, but I also had to pretend to like it. I need a Jack Robie shirt so I can have something cool to wear out that fits great and will help me get through the next set of gifts consisting of what my Grandma considers clothing."

Fugly Shirt #6

Fugly Shirt #5

"I need a Jack Robie shirt for the simple fact that I am back in grad school at the prime age of 25. I need something to ease the transition back into the young crowd... and so I can fit in at the fraternity parties..."

Fugly Shirt #4

Fugly Shirt #3

"Attached is a picture of me in my fugliest shirt. This shirt is a p*ssy magnet so I'd like to see if it can be outdone by a Jack Robie shirt."

Fugly Shirt #2

Fugly Shirts #1

"The people at BroBible want to know why I need a Jack Robie shirt. The answer is easy. Someone must fulfill the role of The Token Black Bro and I do that quite well. To be quite honest, some black people are quite scary especially watching them rush the ball in Madden '11 or watching Ron Artest, Ray Lewis, or Mike Tyson going apeshit on some hapless, law-abiding individual on TV. And then there is me, the boarding school-educated (Westminster alum), Vineyard Vine-wearing Token Black Bro. I provide my bros with a sense of security and a buddy to Chay with. As for the photo: Rick James called, he wants his shirt back."
 

Our friends at Jackie Robie will be outfitting our winning Bros with one of their ready-to-wear shirts. Founded by two Brown alums, Jack Robie offers luxury, ready-to-wear men’s shirts with a tailored fit at prices below those of comparable products. Just for reading this article Jack Robie is offering an exclusive 15% BroBible discount (enter promo code BROBIBLE at checkout). In addition to free shipping and free returns, Jack Robie just dropped some sick new styles. Check 'em out.