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The 36 Greatest Cartoon-Character Mustaches and Beards

by J. Camm on November 2, 2011 at 12:00pm - comments
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The 36 Greatest Cartoon-Character Mustaches and Beards

It is difficult to come up ideas that haven't already done when it comes to glorifying facial hair in No Shave November or Movember. The concept every year always remains the same: grow a pedophile mustache and alienate your loved ones all in an effort to create awareness for prostate cancer. We've done our fair share of duster lists including athletes, celebrities, and even hot babes with milk mustaches. Today we've got the list of the greatest cartoon mustaches/ beards of all time.


You ask yourself, "Could BroBible possibly stoop any lower than this?" My friends, it's only the second day of November, so you can f*ckin' count on that. As a matter of fact, keep your eyes peeled for my harrowing journey into the facial hair masterpieces that one can find on women while flipping through National Geographic in the waiting room at your doctor's office.

In the cartoon fantasy world, facial hair generally means one of two things: The character is infinitely wise or he is a sketched version of Adolf Hitler. For years this was the norm. The folks at Disney still abide by this law, but as of late, more mainstream, adult cartoons like "Family Guy" and "South Park," have come along and thrown stashes wherever they see fit. Below we have a list of 36 new and old cartoon characters with facial hair. The list includes the evil, the wise, and the why-the-f*ck-not's?

Tom Tucker — "Family Guy"

Lorax - "The Lorax"

 

Monty — "Rescue Rangers"

 

Mario and Luigi — "Super Mario Bros"

 

Dr. Nick Rivera — "Simpsons"

 

Snidely Whiplash — "Rockey and Bullwinkle"

 

Bluto — "Popeye"

 

Carl — "Aqua Team Hunger Force"

 

Big Gay Al — "South Park"

 

Genie — "Aladdin"

 

Ned Flanders — "The Simpsons"

 

Papa Smurf — "The Smurfs"

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