Today is C.E. Bro's birthday, so I hope he finds a nice young concubine out in L.A. to call his own this evening and props to him for his survival skills. Unfortunately, the month of November hasn't always been as kind with the off-spring it's provided the world. From Leif Garret to Tonya Harding to the unchained talent known simply as Yanni, the month of November is responsible for some interesting people. But it is also known to have birthed some hot models and actresses. Last month we celebrated the likes of Kim Kardashian and Katy Perry, but this month -- on top of all the sexbombs -- you can feel free to raise a glass to Sisqo, Omarian, Sinbad, and that cocksucker RuPaul because when it comes to first-name jerk-offs, November is obviously second to none. Now on to the slamcakes.

Jenny McCarthy: Nov. 1

Julia Stegner: Nov. 2

Aria Giovanni: Nov. 3

Emma Stone: Nov. 6

Thandie Newton: Nov. 6

Rebecca Romijn; Nov. 6

Melyssa Ford: Nov. 7

Tara Reid: Nov. 8

Vanessa Minnillo: Nov. 9

Alison Waite: Nov. 10