Residents of the Tampa area were dealt a devastating blow yesterday when they opened up their Citrus County Chronicle and discovered that David “Pervert Dave” W. Cummings had passed away.
The obituary, while well-written, fails to address the origins of his unusual nickname, leaving the imagination to run wild.
What is known is his affinity for animals and woodworking, as well as his ability to take a spectacular picture.
The world surely won’t be the same without Pervert Dave.
[H/T: Slow, Slow News]