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By / 04.09.13

According to WJHL:

Three women testified against former Mount Carmel Vice-Mayor William Blakely, graphically recounting times he exposed himself while driving. News Channel 11 had the only reporter in court for Thursday's preliminary hearing in Kingsport.

Personal accounts in Thursday's testimonies started the same – Blakely allegedly waving to get the drivers' attention, then escalating to honking and partially crossing over into the drivers lane.

“Waving, grabbed his shirt, kind of pulled it up,” witness Deanna Dykes said.

“After the waving, it turned into a lot of beeping, him grabbing his chest area, and asking me going 'please, please' (clasping hands together) with his hands, may I… show me yours,” witness Kelly Street said.

Each witness testified they were fearful Blakely's driving would cause an accident.

“He was taking his hand, wetting his mouth, and masturbating,” Sturgill said.

“At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]… he was masturbating… and that's when it got really, really bad. I wouldn't look over any more, and I wrote his tag number down on my hand, which I believe he noticed, and he exited very quickly,” Street said.

I mean, how? How can you contort yourself to drive a car and have your junk hang out the window at the same time? Not that I want to do that or anything…

 

WJHL-TV: News: Weather, and Sports for Johnson City, TN


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