My favorite lie I love to call people out on is when they say “just got your text!” No you didn’t, asshole. You got my text hours ago, you just have something else going on that you don’t want to reply to it.
Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: email@example.com.