by David Covucci on April 13, 2014


Sarah is supposedly a 14-year-old girl who had this to say to American Airlines.


In all likelihood she was joking. I mean, you gotta be one cocky terrorist to flaunt your plot. (That’s a lot to live up to!) But American Airlines didn’t appreciate the humor.


Of course, American Airlines can’t like, actually do that (they don’t have access to her IP address), but take this as a friendly reminder: Airlines don’t appreciate you joking about killing lots of their customers. Of course, afterwards, Sarah said she was just joshing.


That’s exactly what a terrorist would say. Of course, she had a hilarious bipolar teen melt down after.

#omfg #teens

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