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By / 07.22.14

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Teens these days. When they’re not taking selfies at the 9/11 Memorial, or being hookers, they’re choking you out and brutally beating your face in. No respect for their elders, I tell ya.

The audio on this fight is just as good as the video, so make sure to throw your headphones in if you’re at work. Without the audio, you’d miss the teen starting the fight by refusing to engage until the Old Man puts up his dukes. He explains that he won’t throw a punch to a guy who doesn’t have his hands up because “I’m not a bitch like you, that’s the point I’m trying to make!” I love when the purpose of a street fight is to prove a point. Especially when the point you’re trying to prove is “you’re a bitch.” I feel it ups the stakes.

After the Old Man gets absolutely demolished, the Teen does the classy move of offering to shake his hand… which the Old Man refuses! Why is the Old Man so overcome with a bout of unsportsmanlike conduct? This interaction pretty much sums it up –

Old Man: You choked me out, I tapped, and you didn’t let up!
Teen: Yeah, bitch, it’s a fucking fight.

I love that comeback. There’s no real arguing with that point. I don’t know what fights were like back in the ’40s, Old Man, but there’s no referee in street fights. You keep going until there’s a decisive victory, or someone’s white trash parent storms in and starts stomping people out.

You guys think this Teen fought dirty?


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Brandon Cohen
About Brandon Cohen... Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.

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