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by Brandon Cohen on June 9, 2014

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If recent news reports are any indication, chicks are becoming teachers simply as a way to meet and bang dudes. Could “Becoming a Teacher” be the new Tinder? I sure hope not. I’m not in school anymore and will miss out on all the fun.

Stephanie Amato, 30, seems to have jumped on board with this trend. The SPECIAL EDUCATION teacher was arrested back in April when her inappropriate relationship with her 14-year-old student was uncovered by the boy’s father. Wait, special-ed? This just got kinda weird and messed up. How special we talking here?

The 14-year-old boy said he had sex with Amato on “several occasions.” I don’t envy the father for having to deal with that situation. At first, he was probably like, “you banged your teacher?! Niiiiiiice.” But then once he realized his son was a 14-year-old special-ed student who probably doesn’t have the mental capabilities of a grown-up, AND the teacher wasn’t that hot, you gotta get pretty incensed.

Amato won’t help her case considering she posted a bunch of Facebook pics of her and her students hanging out together outside of school. The fact that one of the pics she posted featured all the kids with their middle fingers up makes me question her efficacy as a teacher.

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What’s even crazier to me is that Amato is currently suspended WITH PAY. What kinda policy does this school have? This chick’s just getting railed left and right by her students, and now she gets to chill at home all day and get paid not to work? I would bang special-ed kids if it meant getting paid not to work. JK – please don’t angry tweet me.

[H/T Huffington Post]

Brandon Cohen

About Brandon Cohen...

Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.