During Kanye West’s bizarre acceptance speech after winning the Video Vanguard Award at this year’s VMAs, the eccentric rapper announced that he was running for President of the United States in 2020. It now appears that he has a running mate, Miss Taylor Swift.
Kanye sent Swift a huge flower arrangement and the pop star posted it on her Instagram with the caption, “Awww Kanye sent me the coolest flowers!! #KanTay2020 #BFFs.” Insert the hacky line “There’s no bad blood between these two anymore” that every worthless website undoubtedly will be using here -> _________.
And of course the BROTUS and Swift campaign already has t-shirts.
welp http://t.co/LNIMyGd4Hh pic.twitter.com/x8YL6V4Oo1
— Megan Hess (@mhess4) September 3, 2015
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However if I was T-Swizzle, which I’m not because I’m fat and have a size “C” breasts, I’d be wondering why it took Kanye six years to send her flowers for stealing her shine during her acceptance speech for the Best Female Video award at the 2009 VMAs. I’d write “Return To Sender” on that shit.
https://www.instagram.com/p/7OZIdGDvFT/What the frig is that ginormous flower cylinder all about? Like I’ve never seen that flower arrangement available at my local gas station. That’s must be the “Sorry I Fucked Your Sister And Mom” flower arrangement from 1800flowers.