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by Reggie Noble on May 14, 2012

But Playboy sources tell TMZ, that will never happen in a million kajillion bazillion years. One source says, “It wouldn’t even be considered” — Hef wouldn’t let TM pose in the magazine or ANY Playboy outlet.  Simply put — Tanning Mom just isn't Playboy material.

Thank God. Maybe Krentcil can try the baseball glove section of the Eastbay catalog. That’d be a much better fit.