Playboy, like the rest of us, has no interest in seeing the infamous New Jersey tanning mom naked. Patricia Krentcil, the 44-year-old mother accused of putting her six-year-old daughter in a tanning bed, is apparently desperate to bare all in the world’s most famous adult magazine.

But Playboy sources tell TMZ, that will never happen in a million kajillion bazillion years. One source says, “It wouldn’t even be considered” -- Hef wouldn’t let TM pose in the magazine or ANY Playboy outlet.  Simply put -- Tanning Mom just isn't Playboy material.

Thank God. Maybe Krentcil can try the baseball glove section of the Eastbay catalog. That’d be a much better fit.