How Would You Swipe On This Soccer Mom’s Profile That’s No Face All Boob Shots, Wants ‘To Keep Naughty Side A Secret’

Hey man, even old people who are pushing 40 gotta bone too. “Tanya,” if that’s even her real name, is apparently a soccer mom (meaning by default she’s a MILF because holy shit look at that body) on Tinder who “knows how to have fun.” Whether that means kicking the ball around with her kids in the back yard or…y’know…humping and stuff, I can’t tell you. It’s Tinder, you never know what you’re gonna get. One day you match with a smoking hot girl who says sucking dick is her favorite hobby, the next day you meet her at a coffee shop and she’s actually 600 pounds and has no teeth. Win some lose some.

[H/T Reddit]