It Took This Poor Lady Five Days To Shit Out The 54 Bags Of Cocaine She Swallowed

Broward Sheriff’s Office

Typically it takes about 36-48 hours for a meal to pass from your mouth through to your anus.

That time frame’s a little different if you’re eating Thai food. Thai food, man, that shit goes through you faster than you can say, “Thai food.” We used to always go out for it on Fridays at my old job, and there’d be times when we were paying the check where I thought I was going to DIE. And it’s co-workers, so you can’t be like, “I gotta shit.” You just gotta cringe and clench while people pull out their wallets.

Regis Walker should have eaten some Thai food. Because after she was arrested trying to smuggle cocaine from Jamaica to Florida in her stomach, it took her a business week to shit out all 1.5 pounds of it. From The Sun Sentinel:

Walker, a U.S. citizen, arrived last Thursday on a flight from Montego Bay, Jamaica. U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials took her aside for a baggage search and interview.

She was taken to Broward Health Medical Center in Fort Lauderdale after agreeing to be X-rayed.

At the hospital, Walker told agents she swallowed the pellets at a house in Jamaica.

She was moved from the hospital to the Broward Main Jail on Tuesday after excreting all 54 pellets, which tested positive for cocaine, authorities said.

Walker apparently used honey to help get the drugs down, which may have contributed to the blockage.