Detroit resident, Quincy Alexander is a f*ckin' magic man. He's also apparently a fan of heroin, but lets focus on the positives. Not only did this prick shape-shift his way out of handcuffs, but he escaped the entire cruiser altogether. Did it in under 4-minutes. If this guy could hold his breath in a tank of water he can be working the stage nightly at the Luxor in Vegas. As talented as this dude is, you have to ask what kind of half-hearted program is the Detroit PD running? Don't those cruisers have the most sophisticated child-safety system on the market? Like I thought the back seat of a cop car was basically a jail within itself.
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