Chipotle For Sushi Is Here And Sushi Burritos Will Be The Next Big Thing Basic Girls Are Obsessed With

The lunch behavior of basic girls in a city like New York City is pretty predictable. Is a place trendy? Are all her 23-year-old Tri-Delt sisters who work in PR or IR or social media posting pictures of their lunch from said spot on Instagram? Do they caption each other’s lunch with comments like “omg!” or “obsesssssssed”? Just a little bit of hive-mind on social media is about all it takes to start a food trend in this city.

For example, Sweetgreen. The trendy salad place just opened in NYC and has lines dozens deep between 11am and 3pm. And at least 75% of the people waiting to get their salad on are basic girls who look like they just got done with a SoulCycle marathon and graduated from Washington And Lee or Emerson in the last year. And these chicks are obsessed with getting their Kale Caesars for lunch. Davi and myself waited over 20-minutes yesterday. For a salad that took two minutes to make. No one should wait that long for such a simple lunch item. But what it really means is that Sweetgreen is officially “a thing.”

The next big food trend that’s on the cusp of a popularity explosion in New York City is so-called “sushi-burritos.” Uma Temakeria in Chelsea — which specializes in “hand-held sushi rolls” (no chopsticks required!) — is about to make sushi burritos a thing. The restaurant has already been labeled “the Chipotle of sushi” for its mix-and-match combinations. According to Thrillist, Uma Temakeria’s classic sushi burrito is fresh salmon, tuna, spicy mayo, carrots, cucumbers, and “seasoned sushi rice wrapped into a burrito with a sheet of crisp nori.” Yum.

Mark my words — Lululemon-wearing basic girls of New York City will be obsessed with sushi burritos by summer’s end. That raw fish concoction wrapped up like a Chipotle masterpiece will be so healthy and divine on the lips that they just can’t even…


Oh, and don’t worry West Coast basics — There’s a chain called Sushirrito that’s doing the exact same thing in the Bay Area.

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[H/T: Elite Daily]

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