The answer? Criminal charges.
Patricia Krentcil’s deeply disturbing tan, while not done well, makes her look well done.
New Jersey woman, accused last month of sneaking her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, appeared a bit overcooked during an interview with CBS-TV about her legal problems.
“I love to tan,” said a crispy-looking Krentcil, 44, who was charged April 24 after her daughter arrived at school with burns.
Krentcil insisted that her daughter was never inside the booth at a Nutley, N.J., facility, and just caught an old-fashioned sunburn while gardening with the family.
“No, not at all,” she told CBS when asked if the child ever went into the booth with her. “There’s no room. I would never permit it.”
I don’t know about y’all, but I trust her. She’s got an honest face. Is honest the right word?