This Sunday started off just like any other: wake up around noon after a long night of partying, and start drinking almost immediately. I head over to my boy Andrew's house down the street, where we kill a few drinks and decide to head down to the beach. After a few long islands at one of the beach bars, Andrew is now on a mission to hit on every girl laying out on the beach, where we quickly find two targets and sit down with them. I still have no idea what these girls' names are, so we'll just call them Girl A, which I picked and Girl B, which my friend was working on.

After about a half hour, a third girl shows up, who then goes back to the bar with Andrew for another round of long islands, leaving me with girls A and B. I briefly hook up with Girl A, who then turns over and starts making out with girl B. This goes on for a few minutes, with at least 20 people are standing around us in the middle of the beach, cameras out, while the girls go at it. Andrew and Girl C come back, and the girls stop making out, realizing how many people were staring.

We finish our drinks, and the girls invite us to their house about 15 minutes away. Right away, I get into bed with Girl A, and we start going at it. After a couple minutes, Girl B climbs into bed with us, and they start kissing again while I'm fucking Girl A from behind. So, thinking that Girl B doesn't want to be left out, I get off of Girl A and slide into Girl B. While I'm busy fucking these two girls, my boy Andrew is right outside the door getting blown by Girl C. We go at it for about 20 more minutes, and I blow my load all over the two girls.

We all go get cleaned up and get dressed. I'm already thinking that this has been a crazy fucking Sunday… but things were just getting started. Andrew and Girl C had stopped a few minutes before; apparently whiskey dick was becoming a serious issue, and the girl was starting to feel kind of self-conscious, like it was her fault my buddy couldn't keep it up. I try to make her feel better, and suddenly she's rubbing my cock outside of my pants, and I've got a couple fingers inside her. I throw Girl C down on the bed and start eating her pussy like an animal. Now things are really starting to get weird, as Girls A and B climb in the bed and start going at it.

Girl A is now blowing me while I'm going down on Girl C, who is now coming and Girl B is fingering Girl A. At this time Andrew walks in from the kitchen, and his jaw drops. Moments later, Andrew decides to jump in, getting blown by Girl C, while I'm fucking Girl A, who’s she goes down on Girl C. For the next 40 minutes or so, I fuck all three girls while my boy fills in where he sees fit. We finish, quickly get dressed and walk out, speechless, knowing that we just had the wildest Sunday of our lives so far.

Is it just me or did Girl B come off as a total slut in that story? I'm kidding. Obviously they're all fantastic sluts and I could barely keep track of who was fingering who's yumzone. All in all, though, it sounded like a nice way to spend a Sunday afternoon. NEXT! 

So right after college myself and three of my bros decided to rent out a house together. We all knew how to party and raged at every opportunity. Now one Saturday night I decided to fly solo and hit up a club downtown. After doing a lap around the club I see this gorgeous little Latina chick dancing with her group of friends. We can call her Rosa cuz why the fuck not?

I slip in all suave and introduce myself and we start dancing, now after about an hour of this I decide to try to take her home and she gives me the whole bullshit story about how she needs to drive her friends home and whatever so I give her my number thinking nothing will come of it and decide to head home. Now obviously after striking out at the club I need a chick to stick my dick in so I call up a chick I had been hooking up with and tell her to meet me at my house, lets call her Stupid. Now I get home and fuck Stupid in my bed and afterwards she quickly falls asleep. Now I check my phone and to my surprise I got a text from Rosa saying she wants to come by.

Now there was no way I was going to pass up this opportunity so I decided to do the only thing that made sense, I go into one of my roommates rooms and wake him up and make him pretend to be me and lie in bed with Stupid. Now Rosa comes over we have a drink and I take her into my roommates room acting as if it's mine and go to town. As soon as we were finished I gave her some bullshit reason why she had to leave and she obliged. Now, at this point I head back up to my room to switch places with my Bro. Just then, Stupid wakes up gives us a weird look and goes back to sleep. In the morning, at breakfast, Stupid says to my roommate “Why did you try to get in bed with us last night, you're so weird” Now you know why I refer to her as Stupid. She still doesn't know this ever happened and God knows she is too stupid to figure it out.

Unless, of course, she reads this blog, realizes Stupid is her and gets all pissed. At which point, you'll email me begging me to take it down because that happens at least once a month. 

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