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by Brandon Wenerd on July 22, 2013

Huffington Post's Weird News channel has the story

Boggs posted — and later deleted — the most incriminating photo, which depicts a man rubbing his genitalia on foot-long bread. It was posted on Instagram by username “weedpriest” with a caption that reads, “My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today.”

In an exclusive interview with HuffPost Weird News, Ian Jett copped to defiling the footlong, but denied doing the dirty deed at work.

“I would never do that at work — it was at home,” he said. “This isn't something I'd ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke.”

 

Hmm… That sure looks like one of those things they cook the bread in. Why would you have one of those at home? Busted, dude. Also: F*cking gross.

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