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by Brandon Wenerd on April 28, 2014

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Unlike that fictional news report alleging that teenagers are smoking bed bugs to get high these days, this news report from Oklahoma City’s Fox 25 is legit. Apparently idiot teenagers have discovered a new way to get high and it might be the dumbest way of getting a buzz on since huffing gasoline or sticking vodka tampons up their butts. It’s call “Beezin’” and it involves putting Burts Bees on one’s eyelids so that they get that tingly sensation right all over their body as it jolts their nerves. So how does it work?

It involves people applying a light layer of Burt’s Bees natural lip balm wax on their eyelids. Those who are into “Beezin” say it adds to experience of being drunk or high.Others say it helps to keep them alert.

So what’s exactly causes that tingling sensation in Burt’s Beeswax?  Dr. Brett Cauthen at Today Clinic looked over the ingredients and offered us a quick explanation.”It’s the peppermint oil that’s causing the burning sensation and I suppose some people think that is kind of funny,” says Dr. Cauthen.

Leave it to teenagers to come up with the new dumbest way ever to get high. This is like the kids who smoke green tea thinking that since it’s from Asia, it has some sort of of mysterious power to get you stoned. Teenagers! The Worst! Here’s an idiot “beezin” last year:

Hey look! Teenagers are even making rap videos about it. Must be the new purple drank.

Lip balm to get high. Only $4 a tube! What will these idiots thing up next. Here’s the news report. Teenagers really are the worst. For the sake of humanity, ban teenagers.

[H/T: Elite Daily]

Brandon Wenerd

About Brandon Wenerd...

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.