An Australian teacher is taking a leave of absence while allegations that he made a adult entertainment with one of his former students are explored. Really going above and beyond the call of duty there.

If I saw my 11th grade English teacher in the supermarket, I'd avoid eye contact at all cost. Discovering the differences between gruyere and brie cheese would suddenly become the most important goddamn thing in the world. We would certainly not be firing up the tripod for a home movie. Seems like more of a J. Camm thing to do.

The film in question was brought to light when students discovered it and began to post it to Facebook — after they were done using ol' teach plowing their older sister's hot friend as spank bank material. 

A spokeswoman for the country's department of education seized on the opportunity to create a sound bite regarding the situation.

"This is a timely reminder of the dangers of cyberspace," she said.

More accurately, it's a timely reminder that wrestling masks not only spice up sex, but can prevent you from being outed by some h*rny pupils.

The more you know.