Unless you’re a stripper, chances are that you don’t spend too much time straddling poles. Therefore it’s unlikely that you’ve ever experienced this prank, and are unaware that you can become forever stuck on a pole simply by straddling it improperly.
But I’m here to tell you, as you’ll see in this video YOU TOO can get stuck on a pole. Now whether it’s a stripper pole, lamp pole, or Bill Brasky’s baby making pole…well, you can get stuck on any of them if you straddle it just as this guy does in the video.
It requires you to wrap your legs around, lock your feet, and then fall all the way to the ground. The friction is going to create such a tight seal, and your feet will become entangled to the point that you will be unable to dislodge yourself from the pole of your choosing. The video’s calling this a prank, but I can’t imagine anyone foolish enough to fall for this as a prank. Rather, the more likely scenario is that at least a handful of you are going to see this video and want to test this out for yourself. And mark my words: you WILL get stuck on that pole like this guy did.
So, is avoiding this the first lesson in ‘Stripper 101’? I can’t imagine how hilarious is would be to see this happen live on the Main Stage.
Like, you’re sitting there and she’s trying to do her thing, wraps up those legs to fall to the bottom. Gets to the bottom and is just stuck.
Stuck squirming like that chubby little kid in ‘A Christmas Story’, only she’s naked and still trying to maintain some semblance of sexiness. I’d actually pay good money to see that happen.
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